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TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2026
 
CH. 01  ·  ABSURD BUT TRUE

A driver outside Sarasota got pulled over doing 98 in a 55. He told the trooper he was late for a class. The class was defensive driving.

 
CH. 02  ·  HEADLINE JOKES
Streaming services raised prices again and started selling channels in bundles.

Cable is back. It just costs more and you need six passwords.

Another grocery chain is pulling out its self-checkout machines.

Fifteen years and a few billion dollars later, they have invented the cashier.

A phone company replaced its help line with a chatbot.

It cannot fix your bill, but it can apologize in nine languages.

A new study found that a 20-minute afternoon nap sharpens your memory.

Twenty minutes. Go past that and you wake up in the dark, confused, and angry at your family.

 
CH. 03  ·  BAD JOKE

“If there were eleven sheep in a field and six jumped the fence, how many would be left?” asked the teacher. “None,” said Harold. “Why, but there would,” said she.

“No, ma’am, there wouldn’t. You may know arithmetic, but you don’t know sheep.”

From More Toasts, 1922. Got one worse than that? Hit reply.

 
CH. 04  ·  FUNNY PICTURE
A fluffy dog on pink roller skates holding an ice cream cone outside a shop door with three signs banning ice cream, dogs and roller skates
Zero for three, and the cone is melting.

Seen something funnier? Reply with a picture you took, a dog in a hat, a sign gone wrong, whatever made you laugh this week.

CH. 05  ·  BACK IN OUR DAY
60 years ago tonight, NBC made a $10 billion mistake

September 8, 1966: NBC aired the first episode of Star Trek. Reviews were mild. Ratings were worse. The network nearly cancelled it twice, then dropped it in 1969. That flop became one of the biggest franchises in television, with 13 movies so far.

Also today: same date, 1930, 3M put Scotch tape on sale. It flopped for two years. Then the Depression deepened, and America started taping things back together instead of buying new ones. The flop became a fixture in every kitchen drawer in the country.

 
CH. 06  ·  TRIVIA

In 1965, what did it cost to mail a letter across America?

A) 3 cents    B) 5 cents    C) 8 cents    D) 12 cents

Answer’s at the very bottom. Try it first. 👀

 
CH. 07  ·  GOOD NEWS
A Rainy March Saved the Great Barrier Reef
A paper cutout coral reef in green, coral pink and cream with small fish swimming above it

The Great Barrier Reef is bigger than Italy, and for a decade the only news out of it was bleaching. This year the coral grew back. In the northern stretch, coral cover climbed from 30% to 35.1%; in the central stretch, from 28.6% to 31.6%. Both are now above their long-run averages.

A monsoon arrived over Queensland in March, months earlier than usual. Rain and cloud cooled the water before the summer heat peaked. The reef was not saved by a program or a grant. It was saved by weather.

Coral counts come from the Australian Institute of Marine Science, which has surveyed the same sites every year since 1985. The recovery is real, and it is one wet season away from being undone. Take the good year.

Keep smiling,
The Distraction Desk

 
CH. 08  ·  TRIVIA ANSWER

B, 5 cents. A nickel mailed a letter coast to coast. The price held until 1968, when it jumped to six cents and Americans mailed in their complaints, at six cents apiece.

 
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