Daily Distraction
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 27, 2026
 
CH. 01  ·  ABSURD BUT TRUE

Appleton, Wisconsin, police answered a report of an intruder in a first-floor apartment. The intruder had come in through a window. When the officers arrived, it left through a different window. It was a deer.

 
CH. 02  ·  HEADLINE JOKES
Krispy Kreme turned its Original Glazed doughnut orange for Halloween.

The company says the taste is the same. It looks like a doughnut that ate a traffic cone.

Meta plans to sell up to $95 billion in stock.

Meta spent more than $148 billion buying back its own stock from 2021 to 2025. Now it is putting that stock back on the shelf.

LA Fitness is closing gyms while fighting an FTC lawsuit over cancellations.

Closing a gym takes one announcement. The FTC says quitting one takes certified mail.

Subway lost another franchisee, and 729 U.S. restaurants in 2025.

That is 729 fewer places to say, “Everything but the olives.”

 
CH. 03  ·  BAD JOKE

A cobbler never took a day off in forty years. His customers asked him why.

He said a cobbler who stops working loses his sole.

— from The Distraction Desk joke file, 2026. Got one worse than that? Hit reply.

 
CH. 04  ·  FUNNY PICTURE
Four small yellow ducklings in a line beside a puddle, with the fourth duckling standing at the very front.
Three waited their turn. The fourth had places to be.

Seen something funnier? Reply with a picture you took — a dog in a hat, a sign gone wrong, whatever made you laugh this week.

CH. 05  ·  BACK IN OUR DAY
65 years ago today, NASA launched a Saturn rocket with fake upper stages

October 27, 1961: NASA launched its first Saturn rocket from Cape Canaveral, Florida. Only the bottom stage was real. The two stages above it were dummies, built to test whether the whole stack would hold together. It climbed about 85 miles, then splashed down in the Atlantic Ocean. That test went almost perfectly. Later Saturn rockets carried astronauts to the Moon.

Also today: Same date, 1980: the ARPANET crashed and stayed down for hours. It was the early network that grew into the internet. One faulty computer kept sending bad updates, and the others passed them along. Engineers fixed it by telling every machine to ignore that computer.

 
CH. 06  ·  TRIVIA

On August 1, 1981, MTV signed on. What was the first music video it played?

A) Rapture
B) Video Killed the Radio Star
C) Hot Stuff
D) Africa

Answer’s at the very bottom. Try it first. 👀

 
CH. 07  ·  GOOD NEWS
A Corner-Store Worker Who Had Never Driven a Bus Stopped One Full of Students
A paper cutout of a yellow school bus in front of a corner store with a striped awning under a pink and cream sky.

On Monday, October 19, a school bus rolled slowly past a corner store in St. Paul, the capital of Minnesota. The doors were open, and the driver appeared to be having a seizure. Ebro Ahmed, 27, who works at his family’s store, was outside on a break, kicking a soccer ball.

Ahmed ran to the bus and jumped aboard in under 15 seconds, according to the store’s video. He had never driven one. After shifting into reverse by mistake, he found neutral and pulled the parking brake. The bus stopped, and police arrived within minutes.

The bus carried middle school students. Police reported no injuries. Paramedics took the driver for care, and by Wednesday the driver was resting at home. On Thursday, a philanthropist named Sheletta Brundidge surprised Ahmed with a $1,000 check. He plans to put it toward a window-tinting business, MPR News reported.

Keep smiling,
The Distraction Desk

 
CH. 08  ·  TRIVIA ANSWER

B — Video Killed the Radio Star. The Buggles song came first. Pat Benatar’s “You Better Run” played second.

 
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